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A message from the bonified flaggers of Jackson Hole, Wyoming:

Happy Goddamn Flag Day, America!! To all of our friends and loved ones out there, who may or may not have a pair of Tetons jiggling behind them, we urge you (if you dare call yourselves hearty Americans) to dig out that old, wrinkled flag (be it of state or national design) and clutch it like bed covers on a stormy night. Raise her up high, give her a wave in the wind and yell out your favorite “Boss” lyric—declare your American-ness to the World! Today, all of our passionate cries across the 48 will be heard by our wretched, untalented representatives in Deutschland and perhaps later this week, we’ll see Italian blood stains on German turf. Giddy-up fellow flaggers!

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