I just wanted to tell my two beautiful babies, Sacarny and Ethan, happy 21st birthday because I love you. Twenty-one is a big age. Are you two ready? Now you can buy a gun and get a fifth of jim bean! Finally you can order an escort in all 50 states! Real men. Big men. Men with honor, fashion, and hot bodies to boot. You are the strength of this generation. You are our only hope! Go out and be merry. And do my bidding. I love you.
-jesse

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